FIRST OFF, FUTURE ME, YOU ARE ME OF THE FUTURE, WHICH MEANS WHATEVER WILL OR HAS HAPPENED TO ME, YOU ALREADY KNOW. THAT UNLESS YOU ARE THE FUTURE ME FROM AN ALTERNATIVE TIMELINE. SECONDLY, I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT IN THE NEAR FUTURE I WOULD TURN INTO SUCH A HORNY ASSHOLE THAT I HAD TO RELIVE EXPERIENCES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OR WILL HAPPEN BY ASKING MY PAST SELF. IN ANY CASE, IF ANY BUCKET-FILLING HAS OCCURRED AND YOU ARE INDEED A HORNY ASSHOLE NOW, NEWSFLASH BULGEMUNCHER, YOU ARE TALKING TO THE WRONG PAST-KARKAT. ANY POTENTIAL BUCKET-FILLING HAS YET TO TAKE PLACE APPARENTLY. GOOD GRIEVE, I FEEL LIKE KILLING MYSELF MIGHT BE THE BETTER OPTION RIGHT NOW. THAT WOULD AVOID BECOMING YOU. 

PLEASE GO DIE IN A HOLE,

PAST-KARKAT 

P.S. YES, THIS SHIT IS STUPID.

(Just know I don’t really mean this, bastardpasta… ;A;) 

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